Welcome To Armageddon: Fat Corona Zombie Eaters Are EVERYWHERE!

She looks agreeable.

Armageddon is near folks!

The jews sure are upping the ante with the MASSIVE SHARONAVIRUS SCARE! This is non-stop 24/7 coverage on the TV despite this thing appearing to be nothing more than a standard flu of sorts. I’m sure it’s actually a patented strain of ‘coronavirus’ released via US intelligence and the specific strain of which has been developed in a lab, but I’m not here to investigate that for you – do it yourself, you lazy bastard!

Manufactured Fear Bought To You By the jews

First things first – if this weren’t a manufactured fear campaign from our jewish overlords, then we would not be hearing anything about it since statistically there is nothing alarming about it. Tens of thousands of people die of standard flu’s every year, mainly the elderly and infirm. This corona fucker is not bucking the trend at all in this respect. Pretty much all its victims fit into the “elderly and infirm” category. The higher than average mortality rate put out there in the media is only because there are probably 3 or 4 times as many people actually infected than are known about. Factor that in, and there is no reason the stats would alarm anyone. How would anyone even know that this is some Special Extra Evil Strain of Flu and not just chalk it down with all the others, were it not a manufactured thing? It’s not like people are vomiting some sort of Purple Extra Terrestrial Snot out their mouths, while puss and blood oozes out their ears!

Maybe Lady Stardust bought us the Sharonavirus?

Remember the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Riots?

There is something very suspicious going on in the timing department with the riots in Hong Kong, which were US backed all along to economically destabilize China, and the release of this coronavirus thing. The riots ultimately fail, then miraculously Mr. Corona comes along straight after to economically destabilize China (and the world for that matter) anyway. It’s way too much of a coincidence to believe the corona-ing of everything is some sort of accident. It was released intentionally by the jew-controlled western powers (ZOG), with the US acting as front-man as usual. You’d have to guess the original plan was to use the Hong Kong riots as the cover story for the planned stock market crash we’re seeing now – i.e. If the Hong Kong riots had successfully fucked up China’s economy, then people could simply be made to believe that’s what caused the economic meltdown and look no further. Coronavirus was obviously the Plan B and ultimately what they ended up going with.

A Responsible Roadie Will Give You Immunity Anyway

The other night I naturally needed a roadie beer home after work, so I chose the obvious:

Sure, it’s a crap beer, but at least I’ll be corona-free after this. Better than a vaccine folks!

Lock-down Was Always On The Cards

The jews are cunning rats, so they are fully aware that when your Global “House of Cards” Economy is on the brink due to massive inflation in western countries and China is the only one making anything for our fat slob nations to buy, you have to find a way not only to blame something or someone for the collapse (actually a controlled demolition of sorts), but also a way of locking down your target population and working out just how stupid and pliable they actually are.

Now, this could be simply be a trial lock-down using the coronavirus as the excuse to see how much fear they can pump into the population, OR if they’re really successful they may be planning to make this situation a sort of “new normal” in the west because we may at any time be “Re-Coronered” to death. The fear in the dopey idiots is palpable when you go shopping, seeing these fat hunched zombie creatures and the amount of pasta and bog rolls they’re hoarding in the shopping trolleys. Fucks sake, I just went shopping today for the usual few steaks, spuds, eggs, coffee stuff, and a little bit of other shit I usually buy, and you get confronted with these zombie stripped shelves. No fuckin’ bog rolls even if I needed some! I swear the walking dead are out in force. You are apparently supposed to have a heart and care about people, but they make it bloody hard just looking at them. “Society”, for want of a better word is an abomination and I don’t think I could give a flying or non-flying fuck whether it all got flushed away, flush it all away:

Fucking love this song. Used to listen to it 20 years ago in school when I was a wee teenager, still got all the old Tool CD’s to prove it!

Sure Is Fun Living In a CoronaNation!

Goodbye precious sports and entertainment industry. Here in Oz we’ve banned gatherings of over 500 lemming per outing. 499 your alright, 501 and you’re fucked, jail for the lot of ya! Maybe haha. Allegedly the AFL season is going ahead albeit with no crowds allowed. I might even turn the TV on to see how funny the situation looks, then again I might not. The NRL is considering cancelling their season for the foreseeable future; cricket has already cancelled, but this may be because no one was going Corona or No Corona. As for the entertainment industry, fuck all the jew movies anyway and all the modern music is fucking garbage anyway. That’s why if you don’t want your music being Coronered, you better listen to older stuff before the jews ruined everything. Funny times ahead, maybe….

Only one option remains, except it doesn’t:

To Run Runaway might be our only option… No, actually we’re fucked in that respect too! lolol

If You Get The Corona?

You’ll be dead very soon. TV news told me so…. LOL, I’ve already had it a couple times, shook it off, piece of cake. All it takes is a bottle of Jameson, an ice tray, and a thin slice of lime to garnish. Believe it or not, it’s fucking lovely. You’ll wake up in the morning at 11:30am and wonder whether you have The Corona, but once you get outside and see the empty Jameson you’ll forget all about what ailed ya!

Rehabilitation

As your hangover wears off you’ll feel common life signs returning. When this happens it’s important to find a safe space and listen to this:

One of the greatest songs ever written.

-ETP Admin

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