Tomorrow is the once every three years event where we get to head to the polls and make our votes count…..
Bob Dole or CLIN-TON? Either way, they’ll exchange long protein strands in private!
…… Well, that’s what they’d like us to think anyway. Of course, voting makes no difference when essentially your choices are Tweedledee or Tweedledum.
So, just to get the political passions flowing, let’s examine (mock) the two characters, one of whom will be the Prime Minister after tomorrows proceedings. My bet is on the “same old same old”, I.e. no change in PM, but only time will tell (bite nails with anticipation)!
First up we have this person:
Current PM Malcolm Turnbull – Looks trustworthy…
I’m quite sure he will win tomorrows election. Not because he’s anything great, but because his opposition is even more fundamentally unappealing, which we’ll get to in a second. If you’re Australian you are probably familiar with him minus the Jew hat, up there smiling at the TV camera and speaking in a Prime-Ministerial way. If you compare how Turnbull comes across compared to Tony Abbott, then you will see why they got rid of Abbott. He was all ‘ummmms and aaaaaahs’ stuttering around trying to put a sentence together. Turnbull can at least form sentences and he’s very good friends with the Jewish community, being one himself!
Now to the opposition.
This is Malcolm’s rival:
Labor leader Bill Shorten – Also very trustworthy….
The thing about Bill Shorten is that he doesn’t look the part for Prime Minister, despite the signage behind him in that picture. He comes across as a small weaselly type of man, and although he can speak, he doesn’t have the ability to make himself seem like someone capable of leadership. This is why he will lose the election.
Apart from the above, he is of course (like all Labor politicians) an ex-unionist, which means essentially a communist or not far off. These types are all the same and I hate them all.
Another thing Bill has working against him is that he has a very funny shaped head. This picture helps illuminate:
Although it’s obviously a digitally altered image, Bill Shorten doesn’t look a bit out of place in Star Trek garb. The top of his head is so large that if he were painted light green he could easily audition for an acting role as an alien. I suspect he is part-alien, part-man, and is on a mission to deceive us all!
He also reminds me of these two:
Kodos and Kang.
“You won’t win, so return to your home planet Bill. Let the earthlings live freely” – election message from Kodos.
Who’ll it be? Jew Malcolm or Commie Bill? The choice is agonizing.
Happy voting tomorrow Australia!