So we went to all the trouble voting in an election yesterday and they still can’t say whether it’s Kodos or Kang who’s gonna lead the country. Indecision will be the end of us.
Anyway, besides the point, here is some actual good news: Elie Wiesel is DEAD! He spent his entire life lying to everyone (hardly uncommon among Jews), probably escaped about 35 different gas chambers, but now its all caught up with him. Poor victim of everything.
From ABC News:
Elie Wiesel, the Holocaust survivor, renowned writer and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, who worked to keep alive the memory of Jews slaughtered during World War II, has died, Israel’s Yad Vashem Holocaust centre says.
A spokesman for the centre confirmed Wiesel’s death on Saturday, but had no further details.
Mr Wiesel, who was reported to be 87, died at home in Manhattan, The New York Times said.
You’ve got to have a feel good story sometimes don’t ya? I’m really happy about this. It means one less rotten lying bastard out there slandering my ancestors!