Goat Arrested For Armed Robbery

This one’s an oldie, but an absolute classic. You’ll piss yourselves!

Police Arrest Goat Accused Of Armed Robbery:

Photograph of the suspect....

Photograph of the suspect….

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

‘The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

‘However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,’  Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.


Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

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Another Account Of The Story

The belief in witchcraft and the power to change shapes is common in Nigeria.

Police reform activists have condemned the “arrest”, saying it highlights the low education levels of many Nigerian police officers.


Can you just imagine it? A bunch of blacks bringing a goat into the police station and accusing it of trying to nick someones Mazda!!! This story is too funny for words. For all the fucked up shit they do, at least sometimes you can get a laugh out of these ‘people’!

Voodoo isn’t dead.

Absolutely hilarious!!!

– BDL1983

10 thoughts on “Goat Arrested For Armed Robbery

  1. vikingbitch

    “These people….”

    ….are a royal pain in the arse.

    Let me revisit this link:


    I posted this link on another male-run blog. Of course this link and my highlighting of it was greeted with the usual “dick in the mud” attitude from conservative “white males”.

    I have no issue with conservatism or being traditional or those that want to hold onto it. I get it, but the rigid tree breaks and sometimes rolling with the resistance and putting on a game face while sticking it the invading minority masses works best.

    At present, one might say that some East Asian doctors may have it good in the Kwa, but this is only temporary. Amerikwa is a slippery place and what goes up must come down. These Asians do well because we have an aging boomer population that needs plenty of anesthesia to keep their life-extending surgeries going pain free. After the boomer cohort croaks, so will the need for their services.

    Some may think that the Germanic White race is down for the count. I do not see it that way; however, in order to get up off the proverbial mat, we must adjust our thinking and do a reframe. The good ole days are not coming back anytime soon. Time to get real with where we are at and what we need right now is BABIES.

    I do not care what it takes. The ends justifies the means. To the old dogs at Sab365 and other male oriented site, “your ego is not your amigo” and will ultimately destroy you.

    Having lived in DC for over a decade and still having ties there, it is crazy to see a city that was once hailed as Chocolate City lose 20 percent of its black population. How did DC shed the undertow? It started free pre k programs for ages 3 and 4 year olds…..What happened? White families moved in, ensconced themselves, women worked BUT still had babies and in fact, had more.

    Blacks do not like to work AND have children. They can also live and raise 8 kids in a cardboard box. Not White Germanics. Poverty is not our bag.

    Truth is the “white nations” have an undertow that does not mind living in huts and producing eight kids as long as this does not have to involve working an outside job.

    DC shed many blacks because with the whites working and having kids, these whites continued to drive the standard of living UP, which ultimately drove the poor blacks OUT because they could not keep up.

    For those men who do not like their women working outside the home, these days may come back, but they will not anytime soon. It is what it is. What is more important demographically for US, having home baked pies every day and 1 child or working, eating sandwiches, and having 3 kids?

    Sacrifice of the ego and really letting go of traditions that do not apply will help us GROW.

    The past is past. We have to move forward. We need babies, not home cooked meals and free eldercare courtesy of white wife wenches.

    Go with the flow

    1. vikingbitch

      Thanks for publishing this. Again, I have no issue with traditionalists; however, there are eras where tradition can be limiting including the era in which we are at present.

      “White” and “black” are smokescreen terms in the Kwa. Really, what is happening not only in the USA, but in places like Aus and South Africa is a plotted destruction of the Merchant Class, the very people that built this places up from nothing in the first place. “Blacks” are just pawns used to destroy white suburbs in the Kwa and used to kill off the Boers in SA and of course to kill off white communities in Aus.

      My point in publicizing the above link is to bring about the fact that Middle Class or Merchant Class or Farmer Class (whatever…)Germanic men and women must start working together; however, “working together: takes shape. It is not form so much as the function here. It is the joining of resources…give and take…be those resources $, land, kids, property, skills, etc. and really pushing past foibles etc.

      I see the dissolution of the Germanic male/female relationships in the West within the middle and lower classes as a result of the Manipulations of The Monied (and Connected). The Elite have dismembered the cohort of the middle class such that its men and women are polarized and now off becoming radicalized….radicalization can be good and bad.

      Bad radicalization = isolation
      Male Germanic isolation leads to disconnection from community and such things as drug and alcohol abuse and other not so good behaviors. The Lost Boys syndrome….

      Good radicalization = a more defined identity, think of Hamlet and The Angry Young Man….but people who garner this have resilience, not everyone has this.

      Germanic women have been isolated by being pornified. Many are now race mixing and re becoming radicalized to the point of being intent on destroying the White Male Power structure of the West, for example, The White Widow….the former English Rose who bedded down with African Muslim men and who may have been behind the mall bombing in Africa.

      The idea of The Companionate Marriage came about in the 1500’s in England due to a rise in the Merchant and Middle Class. The 1800’s industrialization and now forward to where we are today has seen a decline in the idea of the Companionate Marriage….although marriage rates are stronger than ever for The Rich…..

      Most everyday Germanics are not rich. We are not supermodels or oligarchs. We have to become friends again to unify and throw back the undertow.

  2. Ang

    I’m ommenting here be ause I cant find another way to contact you. I just watched the greatest story never told. It was life changing. I’ve been studying about european israelites for 3 or 4 months and I believe it. I have a question though. I believe the bible and Genesis chapter 10 apparently says that the european nations come from japheth and NBA Abraham came from Shem. I know that there are a lot of deliberate mistranslations in the Bible, but I cant find anything online anywhere that has an alternate interpretation of the table of nations. I’m kind of scared to be on a sight like this. It feels right that the caucasians are true israel even though my natural reaction is to not want to say that because its so politically incorrect. It just appears that you have studied up a lot on this stuff and might be able to help me figure out the table of nations in the bible.

  3. Flanders

    BDL. I just wanted to share an article where Soros continues his work against White people.
    “Ásotthalom wildlife officers found Arabic and English language migrant aid materials in discarded UN backpacks”

    “…[T]he instruction materials tell migrants how to organize themselves into groups and why they have to immediately contact lawyers if apprehended by law enforcement officers. But, the most shocking advice includes step by step instructions how to avoid being fingerprinted by police.

    If a migrant is apprehended he/she must declare himself/herself a juvenile because juveniles can’t be detained or expelled from the country even if the individual does not have proper travelling document says the manual.

    These tips are getting even more interesting in the light of a recent incident took place in Germany: a 19-year-old Pakistani migrant with links to the Islamic State terrorist organization attacked German citizens seriously wounding many of them; he traveled to Germany through Hungary where he declared himself a juvenile when he was captured.

    The man entered into Hungary near Ásotthalom where wildlife officers apprehended him and handed over to police.” [continues]


  4. Flanders

    Soro’s armed troops are now aiding invaders into France

    “Hundreds of migrants accompanied by armed gang of leftie anarchists storm France’s borders”

    More than 200 migrants forced their way across the Italian-French border and into the town of Menton.

    Helping them sneak into the country was a group called No Borders, whose members have been at the centre of shocking scenes of violence in Calais.

    The anarchists accompanied the mob of migrants in the face of a heavy police presence.


    1. BDL1983 Post author

      Cheers for the link. The comments in that link and other related stories are very encouraging!! Make sure you have a flick through them. No-one likes these fucking “migrant” arseholes and it’s good to see people turning against the lefty commie bullshit they are fed on a daily basis


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