This one’s an oldie, but an absolute classic. You’ll piss yourselves!
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
‘The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.
‘However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,’ Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.
The belief in witchcraft and the power to change shapes is common in Nigeria.
Police reform activists have condemned the “arrest”, saying it highlights the low education levels of many Nigerian police officers.
Can you just imagine it? A bunch of blacks bringing a goat into the police station and accusing it of trying to nick someones Mazda!!! This story is too funny for words. For all the fucked up shit they do, at least sometimes you can get a laugh out of these ‘people’!
Voodoo isn’t dead.